When faced with my demons I clothe them and feed them…

Hi Y’All

C’mon everybody, as the Ramones would have it back in the year dot.

If you want to really know what’s with me at the moment (oh please, don’t ask!) I suggest you visit Seaneen’s blog at mentallyinteresting.com. Go on, retards, it’s already on my blogroll as Pole to Polar or was it The Secret Life of a Manic Depressive.

Why do I say that? Well Seaneen is the perfect channel for all my hopes and dreams as well as the nightmare on Elm Street. And unlike me, she has the MIdas touch when it comes to blogging. As for me I am trying to get my 46 year old head around the new ‘improved’ WordPress.

When annoying shit happens like having to basically type blindfolded I simply sigh and put it down to The Man trying (yet again) to silence my oh-so-subversive thoughts about kittens, arabic, and kids in care.

And as I simply can’t be arsed to give much of a shit anymore I hereby delegate all the menial tasks to Seaneen who, at 23 or whatever she is, is no Luddite.

She will be deeply insulted by the word menial of course but I deeply and devoutly hope and pray with every ounce of my pick and mix religion that she won’t be offended enough to strike me from her blogroll.

C’mon Seaneen baby have a heart. Especially now that I am proud to announce that when I type Amistillill into google it is proudly displayed at the very top, IN RED!!! How’s that for a result guys? I’m now officially bigger than the Smiths. Possibly my favourite band of all time though they are closely tied to Radiohead. Not to mention the ever-unpopular and terminally uncool Coldplay. And the unheard of and ‘who are they’ James.

Sound like I’m turning into some sort of listy nerdy guy with no life or friends but a lot of neatly and obsessively catalogued CDs and DVDs?

All spelling and typographical errors you may observe on this blog entry are the fault of The Man and I heereby disclaim any responsibility for them. And thank the Lord that I once learned to touch type on a Manpower Services Commission course for people who didn’t want to work way back in Thatcher’s Britain.

And Seaneen, darling…I’m charming when you meet me. One more plea for mercy. Duffy wasn’t singing to no man. She was singing to you!!!

Love all of my diverse and wonderful readers. Love the Madosphere. We’s the Best! We’s takin’ over! And Zoe is still incarcerated in St Ann’s hospital caring for all the broken backed souls who find themselves in that hellhole for no fault of their own. Zoe  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Comments on: "Hi Y’All" (13)

  1. *tiptoes in*

  2. stats are the demons of the www – they can be really useful, but if you let them take control they’ll give u no peace. King Saul and all that, play some music and send them back to the pit

  3. Hello honeys both! La I know you like whimsy but that comment was a tad too whimsical for me! Chuckle I am far too nice to send anyone to the pit so plan on delegating that task. Don’t want another coffin to rest on my conscience as Eminem would say.

  4. Ps I now have Scary Spice’s hair! Except a fetching shade of Irish Ginger. Love Z

  5. *tiptoes in with Jack Daniels and chainsaw*

  6. I’m happy to do the pushing bit, especially if I can cadge some of your JD 1st 😀 Orange is the colour of the year, i’m flame red at the mo but it’s fading to orange so, er yeah – all demons this way?

  7. Sent you an email! Say hello to the nurses for me!

  8. Zoe, I’ve emailed you twice and it’s returning my mails. Is your mailbox full?

  9. It seems like you’re having a good time despite The Man messing around with you.

  10. Sorry to be contrariwise Paul, but I can think of a lot better ways to have a good time than being banged up in a mental ward! Also, unlike Seaneen at mentallyinteresting.com, you haven’t seen the conditions inside St Ann’s Hospital, Tottenham, London N15.

    That little difference out of the way, I always appreciate your comments on my blog, so thanks for that. You always sound like a very old soul indeed, and I can always count on you for some chunks of fatherly wisdom! Love, Zoe

  11. Ps, a chainsaw eh? Now you’re talking! Love, Zoe. Ps, Merlin the kitten is almost as manic as me!:)

  12. That last comment was addressed to La I forfot to say. I keep running ahead of myself, speed-typing, speed-walking, speed-running for buses. That’s when I’m not so knackered, knock-kneed and sexually frustrated that I could just fall flat on my face…

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