In my humble opinion. I’m entirely serious.
What arguments do I have to back this up?
None. Fuck arguments. I’m just sick of being Miss Represented.
Too clever to be funny. Too serious to be sexy (not to mention dead from the fuckin’ waist down and celibate since 1988). I’m done.
I will terrorise y’all into submission, see how sexy or funny you find me then OK?
Cunts. As Dizzee would say ‘watch your MOUF!’